the us fda has filed a lawsuit in the fourth district court of the north pole against santa claus corporation, and may consumers are outraged. Apparently, the agency has been cracking down on labeling of food merchandise, and santa corps [nyse symbol chrs] has been specially and on an individual basis wrapping every candy cane it distributes without labels of the ingredients.
on cnbc’s closing bell, maria bartiromo, asked santa clause, but i thought everyone knew that your signature branded candy canes were made out of sugar and candy?
“. . But naturally they are made out of candy and sugar,” said santa claus vii, ceo and chairman of santa claus corporation, “what the hell do you think they are made out of, we’ve had the same candy canes since 1907 when santa clause the fifth, my outstanding grandfather was running the establishment, he’s the one, as you recognise who introduced the spiral red stripes, which i’ve at all times considered one of the company’s biggest inventions, but now the fda is suing us, and this could jeopardize christmas! “
apparently, rick santelli has a theory that the large candy distributors are worried that santa claus corporations recent large buy of sugar futures is driving the cost up for the other candy manufacturers, and they lobbied to get the scrutiny and investigation launched. Meanwhile, glen beck stated that he believed this was a conspiracy by left-winger liberal-socialists to steal christmas, as “christmas” is no longer politically rectify anymore.
lou dobbs likewise made a comment, but was let go by the network over his condemnation of the lawsuit and socialist agenda. It’s hard to say if there will be a christmas this year because of the government’s untimely lawsuit against this 150-year old firm.
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